Joke To Come
jenkirkman:

paulftompkins:

“Hey, it’s finally raining!” “You thinking what I’m thinking?” “Are you thinking, ‘Lay out by the sewer?’” “Haha, trick question— THAT’S ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT!” *high-five so enthusiastic it somehow ends up paying for their grandchildren’s college education*

This is beyond a delight.

jenkirkman:

paulftompkins:

“Hey, it’s finally raining!”
“You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Are you thinking, ‘Lay out by the sewer?’”
“Haha, trick question— THAT’S ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT!”
*high-five so enthusiastic it somehow ends up paying for their grandchildren’s college education*

This is beyond a delight.

Word.

Word.

jenkirkman:

**I wrote this last night but was shy about publishing it. But I feel good about it today. Please forgive any grammar or spelling errors. I’m not the best editor. ** - Jen Kirkman

I was supposed to talk to the Larry Mantle show on NPR this week. They wanted to talk to me about the recent…

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I didn’t need to know that sigmund

My therapist says my obsession about time has to do with toilet training. 

Look, I enjoy elevating a trivial or stupid thing to a high level just as much as the next guy.  But whoever did this extremely long wiki entry on toilet paper orientation has way too much time on their hands. 

Howdy